So, tell me all about sand.
Scott: Eh… sand is made of rock.
Yes.
Scott: And… eh…
Do you like sand?
Scott: It gets really annoying!
Why?
Scott: It can stick to your feet and it sticks to water. Hmph.
But there must be something good about it.
Scott: Well, the only good thing about it is you can run from water and you get socks from it.
Can you eat sand?
Scott: Eh, it’s possible – all readers should know that.
Is it nice in sandwiches?
Scott: Eugh – no, it isn’t.
Apart from eating it and walking on it, is there anything else you can do with it?
Scott: You can chuck it at people and make it into snowballs.
Snowballs?
Scott: Yes, you can make snowballs – well, I like to call them sandballs, all readers.
Can you build anything else with it?
Scott: You can build sandcastles and sand pyramids and handcastles and sand sandwiches.
Excellent – and it’s made of rock too.
Scott: It’s lots of titchy crunched-up rock – I hope all readers know that by now, I really do.
Thanks.
Scott: And I’ve something else to say: I can burp whenever I want (burps).
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