Scott: Let’s talk about money, MONEY spells money.
Okay, tell me about money.
Scott: Money is stuff that you buy stuff with.
Is it important?
Scott: Very.
Why?
Helen: Because you can buy things with it.
Scott: We’d die of starvation if we didn’t.
Anything else?
Scott: Die of starvation… We’d be quite bored.
You counted your money earlier, didn’t you?
Scott: Yes.
How much did you have?
Scott: £31.77 in my pocket money bank.
What are you going to buy with it?
Scott: I was planning on getting some Lego.
Helen: Which is not a good idea.
Why not?
Helen: Because he’s got too much Lego.
Who do you think is the richest person in the world?
Helen: Eh… A farmyard person – they’d be the richest. Who do you think?
Scott: Can I make up someone?
Yes.
Scott: MMM – I’ve made up someone. It’s just a piece of money – a gazillion pounds.
No, who do you think?
Helen: I think Scott’s the richest.
Scott: Vincent Van Gogh because he’s the best painter in the world.
Who is the poorest person in the world?
Helen: Me.
Scott: Yes, you are Helen. You are so poor you want to die. I don’t have much, but it’s enough to buy a million pounds.
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