The fourth Doctor - complete with scarf - confronts a Cyberman.
Doctor Who?
Scott: I might not be able to draw that, but let’s try it out.
What is Doctor Who?
Scott: A TV programme or more or less a DVD programme to be more precise. Or something that’s on now. Series 11, that’s on now, and episode… What episode?
Helen: Episode one. Or six.
Scott: Series 11, episode…
Helen: Six.
Scott: Series 11, Helen. Which episode in series 11?
I don’t know, and I don’t think it’s series 11. Who is the Doctor?
Scott: Eh… When did anyone see the Doctor?
Helen: That Doctor. What do you mean Doctor Who?
Scott: (impersonating theme tune) Oooo eeee oooo…
Helen: What do you mean Doctor. Who?
Who is the Doctor?
Scott: Doctor Who?
What is he?
Scott: A timelord, isn’t that the most obvious thing?
And what does he do?
Scott: (pause) Travels in time is the best way I could say it.
Backwards and forwards?
Scott: Well… yes.
Does he meet any aliens?
Scott: Well… Yes. There are aliens. Animals, goodies, baddies…
Who’s your favourite alien?
Scott: Cybermen are pretty good. (To Helen) I’m guessing he’s going to say: “Why?”
Who’s your favourite Doctor?
Helen: Doctor One.
Scott: The fifth one, because he wears celery on his jacket.
Helen: I like the same one as Scott.
Scott: Why?
Helen: Because he has celery on his jacket.
Scott: Or the fourth Doctor, because he has curly hair and a scarf.
Helen's brilliant drawing of the tardis.
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