Scott: Alright.
You’re doing a kind pf project about flags at school.
Scott: Only a competition and it’s about diversity – hello. And you thought it would be nice if we blogged about it, didn’t you?
What is a flag?
Scott: Something you hold up, sometimes to show what country you’re in.
And why is that important?
Scott: Because if there weren’t flags, there wouldn’t be any countries really.
What’s our flag?
Scott: Scotland’s.
And what does it look like?
Scott: Four blue triangles on each corner of the flag and that makes up a white cross.
Why does it look like that?
Scott: I don’t know, why does it?
Because St Andrew, Scotland’s patron saint, was crucified on a cross like that.
Scott: That doesn’t make any sense. Why isn’t it Iceland, except it’s on its side?
Because the cross was like an X.
Scott: Oh.
What’s your favourite flag?
Scott: I know what my least favourite is.
What?
Scott: Botswana! I know you’re going to say: “Why?”
Why?
Scott: Because Sorya is from Botswana.
And why’s that bad?
Scott: She’s my worst enemy.
Why?
Scott: It’s a long story… In short, we squabble.