You wanted to talk about trains.
Scott: Yes.
Why?
Scott: I don’t know – it just came into my head.
Because we were on a train today?
Scott: That’s one of the reasons… Well, that’s the only reason, really.
Where did we go?
Scott: Eh… Eh… Burntisland.
And what did we do there?
Scott: Eh… We went swimming. Eh… We went home.
So how was the train?
Scott: Sometimes I think it has long.
Eh?
Scott: I think it as long. I THINK IT AS LONG.
Sorry. You mean the journey?
Scott: Yes.
It was only about 3o minutes – is that long?
Scott: Yes.
Is it more fun than driving?
Scott: Well, yes.
Why?
Scott: Well, because getting the train is like… Eh… Well, you won’t run out of fuel in the middle of a journey and it’ll be someone else’s responsibility if you do.
You can go for a walk, have a pee, play your DS…
Scott: Yes – when you can barely even charge up your DS. I wish DSes were solar-powered…
Next time we go to your cousins’ in Kent, we might get the train – would that be good?
Scott: It would be quite long, wouldn’t it? How long would it be?
About five hours to London, then one hour to Kent.
Scott: One hour!
Six hours in total, is that okay?
Scott: Wait for it… Wait for it… Wait for it… Aaaaaarrrgghh!
scottandhisthoughts 