Scott: Calvin and Hobbes.
Did we not talk about that recently?
Scott: We talked about that once. Once. So we can talk about it? We talked about it like a year ago.
Okay, what do you want to tell me?
Scott: I hope you like the drawing that I do.
I’m sure I will.
Scott: And remember this readers, please comment if you do. And please tell all your friends to read this.
Who are Calvin and Hobbes?
Scott: A boy and his stuffed tiger.
And is the tiger alive?
Scott: Eh… In Calvin’s imagination.
And what do they do?
Scott: (pause) Eh… Lots of things. I guess some of the best ones will be in my drawing.
Hobbes is the tiger.
Scott: Yes, Hobbes – Hobbes is the tiger.
Is he good or bad?
Scott: Depends which episode you’re counting on.
He can be a bit naughty.
Scott: Yes, I said.
And Calvin is naughty most of the time, isn’t he?
Scott: Yeah.
What’s the naughtiest thing he’s ever done?
Scott: This is one really funny one from Weirdos From Another Planet, where Calvin… “I think I might have… What if I didn’t confess it? Maybe he didn’t notice and make me sweat with guilt. Oh, oh, I confess!” “Those were my brand new binoculars, Calvin!” That was a really funny one…