Robots

Scott: Robots?

Okay, what is a robot?

Scott: I never thought there was an easier way to describe it. I’ll be using very long and big words.

Try and describe it.

Scott: Well… I could say a mechanic person.

That’s  a great description – what does a robot do?

Scott: Well, there’s lots of different types of robot – so who knows?

What’s your favourite type?

Helen: Scott farted.

Scott: FLUDD.

Out of Super Mario Sunshine?

Scott: Yes.

Is that a robot?

Scott: Yes.

What does it do?

Scott: Well, it’s a water-squirting robot.

What do you think a robot is, Helen?

Helen: A sort of thing that’s made of metal.

And what does it do?

Helen: If you press it’s buttons, you can move her.

What’s your favourite robot?

Helen: A rainbow one.

If you could invent a robot, what would it do?

Helen: Talk to you or…

Scott: I think I’d like to invent a real-life FLUDD.

Helen: What is FLUDD, Daddy?

It’s a water-squirting robot out of Super Mario Sunshine.

Helen: Oh.

Does that sound fun?

Helen: Yes.

Scott: Inventing a real-life FLUDD would really ward off Baby Bowser and would clean up a lot of graffiti…