So, good to be back home after our holiday?
Scott: Yes.
Why?
Scott: Well… Well… Well, it’s great… Like, em, being able to like…
Helen: Have new beds?
Scott: I was going to say – to be able to know everywhere that’s around, rather than… Not knowing where you are really, if you know what I mean?
I do, but did you have a good holiday?
Scott: Yeah.
What did you like best?
Scott: Probably… Having a gigantic garden.
Helen: Bigger than Harvey’s.
Scott: Yes, that’s good.
Helen: But you didn’t get to see the bit up there.
Scott: Yes I did, poo brain.
Do you want to go back to Castle Douglas again?
Scott: Lancaster was better.
Helen: I agree. No, I don’t agree. Because I want to have the room to me and you. I’d like to have our bunk beds in separate rooms – I’d like them in the same room. But apart. I got quite lonely when I had them in separate rooms…
Scott: (singing) Lonely, I’m so lonely…
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