We went into Edinburgh today to watch street performers.
Scott: Yeah.
How was it?
Scott: Great.
What did we see?
Scott: We saw moving statues.
Helen: Yes, those moving statues. The one that had the kissing thing.
Scott: Helen, it was a gasmask and it wasn’t a kissing thing.
Helen: It was a mouse gasmask. You remember?
Scott: Oh Helen.
What was the best thing we saw?
Scott: Eh…
Helen: The belly boogies.
Scott: Helen, what did you think the best thing we saw was?
Helen: Hmm… What was it?
Was it the performer having an accident?
Helen: Yeah.
Scott: (laughs) Yeah… No, I liked the stripper.
What happened to the guy who had the accident?
Scott: He, like, fell face first in the ground and…
What was he trying to do?
Scott: He was trying to get really high into the air when instead he went really low into the ground.
Did he look hurt?
Scott: I dunno.
I thought he burst his chin open?
Scott: That was bad…
And what was the stripper doing?
Scott: Remember, he was like standing on a ladder and he nearly stripped, if you know what I mean.
Helen: The guy with the swords who was juggling them.
Scott: I’m glad Helen remembers…
Helen: Yeah, the guy with the red and black pants and his shoes.
And you gave him some money because you liked him so much.
Scott: Yeah – it was funny. And there were at least a dozen money notes in there – his bag was almost full by the time I got there, for some reason.