What will we talk about?
Scott: I’m not sure. Any suggestions?
Helen: Starfishes?
Scott: Em… Anything else?
Helen: Nah… Starfishes or squids.
Scott: Can we do something that isn’t water creatures?
Helen: I don’t want to do anything else. People?
What do you think?
Helen: I want a starfish. Can I draw a starfish? Starfish or person – that’s the only choice for me.
Scott: What about robots?
Helen: Yeah!
What is a robot?
Scott: A… A humanoid electric – how would you put it? – thing. The number 2000 is usually used in stuff like that.
Like how?
Scott: The Roboman 2000. But 200 sounds completely different. Etcetra.
Would you like a robot?
Scott: Em… Depends on what it does.
Helen: Yes, that’s what I was doing… What would it do? If it was furniture…
What would be the best thing it could do?
Scott: The kind of… The homework helper invention sounds good.
Helen: Clean the dishes.
You never clean the dishes anyway!
Helen: One that tidies up.
Scott: You always ask her to tidy up…
What if the robot was evil and attacked you?
Scott: Well, we wouldn’t buy it.
Helen: What if we didn’t know?
Scott: Well, does it matter?
It would if you got a robot and it was evil and it attacked you.
Scott: Robots haven’t been invented yet, so what does it matter?
Helen: Yes, they have.
Scott: Name me one time.
Helen: Harry And The Robots.
Scott: That’s fiction, so it’s not going to ever happen…