Helen: Starfish.
Scott: Dollfish?
Helen: No, starfish.
Scott: It’s very dull. What do you think?
Don’t know.
Scott: What number blog is this?
Can’t remember, but don’t think it’s an important number.
Scott: Why don’t we just have a general blog? Basically…
Helen: People.
Scott: Talking about how our blog is going and how we could improve it. How about that?
Sounds like a bit of a cop-out.
Scott: What do you mean?
Sounds like cheating.
Scott: What do you mean?!
Is it not better to actually talk about something?
Scott: We are talking about something.
Helen: Starfish?
Scott: No – starfish are the most boring creatures on the planet, okay? What about computers?
Helen: Yeah. That’s the first time we agree.
Scott: You say that lots of times as if it’s true.
Helen: Any things I know how to draw.
What is a computer?
Scott: A machine that…
Helen: You play games on.
Scott: Wouldn’t exactly say play games. Watch videos. Search things. Send messages to people and lots of things. Play more games. Play more games. Play more games. Caps lock. Play more games.
Is it the best invention ever?
Scott: Probably one of the best.
What’s the worst?
Scott: (long pause) Eh… This isn’t about computers… What’s the next question? Probably ione of the worst…
Helen: That’s the one…
Scott: I’m not sure.
Helen: The boringest one are starfishes.
Scott: They’re not inventions, they’re animals…
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