Helen’s drawing of Fun, the brilliant soap / modelling clay from Lush.
What’s soap made of?
Scott: Why do you ask?
Because you like playing with it.
Scott: Yeah – we do.
You love making a mess in the bath.
Scott: At least we don’t make messes in bath.
Helen: Most other people do – but we love making potions in the bath. I’m making a new pinky purpley colour… Pinky red, I mean.
What do your potions do?
Scott: We haven’t done any yet.
Helen: I clean with them – but I haven’t done them yet. I know how to mix it up to make a really cool potion.
So what do you think soap’s made of?
Scott: Not sure.
Helen: Conditioner?
Scott: Then, what’s conditioner made of?
What’s your favourite kind of soap?
Scott: Fun!
Helen: Fun – yes, that’s my favourite. Actually, it is.
What would happen if soap didn’t exist?
Scott: Dirty and no fun.
Helen: Yeah – dirty and less fun.
Scott: Soap would have to exist.
How would we clean without soap?
Scott: Use conditioner and shower wash!
That makes no sense.
Scott: What? It makes lots of sense.
Helen: To us…
Scott: You’d use conditioner on your hair and shower with your body.
Helen: That makes perfect sense to us.
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