What do you want to blog about?
Scott: Eh…
Helen: Just before we start blogging: this is a blog.
Scott: We know that. Is it any special number of blog or anything?
I don’t think so.
Helen: 100th.
Scott: No, 100th was years ago when I was seven.
Helen: And I was two.
Scott: Smaller.
Helen: One.
Scott: Smaller.
Helen: Zero.
Scott: Smaller.
Helen: When I was in Mummy’s tummy.
Scott: Smaller.
Helen: When I wasn’t even in Mummy’s tummy and I wasn’t even in life.
So, any ideas?
Scott: Em… What do you mean? Em…
Helen: Octopus.
Scott: Troll.
Helen: Nah – needs to be something I know the look of.
Scott: You know what troll looks like.
Helen: No, I don’t.
Troll, then?
Scott: Yeah – troll!
What is a troll?
Helen: A Lego minifigure.
Scott: Eh… A Lego minifigure.
Helen: In series 10.
Scott: In series nine.
Helen: And…
Scott: And he’s one-eyed and he’s officially called a cyclops.
Is he your favourite minifigure?
Scott: Yeah – and most people in the class’ favourite.
Helen: Mr Gold?
Scott: Looks, troll’s the best minifigure they have. What’s your favourite minifigure you have?
Helen: Bee girl since she’s the only one I have.
What’s the worst?
Scott: The worst figure, huh? Let’s…
Helen: It can be any series.
Scott: The prototype first ever minifigure.