trollWhat do you want to blog about?

Scott: Eh…

Helen: Just before we start blogging: this is a blog.

Scott: We know that. Is it any special number of blog or anything?

I don’t think so.

Helen: 100th.

Scott: No, 100th was years ago when I was seven.

Helen: And I was two.

Scott: Smaller.

Helen: One.

Scott: Smaller.

Helen: Zero.

Scott: Smaller.

Helen: When I was in Mummy’s tummy.

Scott: Smaller.

Helen: When I wasn’t even in Mummy’s tummy and I wasn’t even in life.

So, any ideas?

Scott: Em… What do you mean? Em…

Helen: Octopus.

Scott: Troll.

Helen: Nah – needs to be something I know the look of.

Scott: You know what troll looks like.

Helen: No, I don’t.

Troll, then?

Scott: Yeah – troll!

What is a troll?

Helen: A Lego minifigure.

Scott: Eh… A Lego minifigure.

Helen: In series 10.

Scott: In series nine.

Helen: And…

Scott: And he’s one-eyed and he’s officially called a cyclops.

Is he your favourite minifigure?

Scott: Yeah – and most people in the class’ favourite.

Helen: Mr Gold?

Scott: Looks, troll’s the best minifigure they have. What’s your favourite minifigure you have?

Helen: Bee girl since she’s the only one I have.

What’s the worst?

Scott: The worst figure, huh? Let’s…

Helen: It can be any series.

Scott: The prototype first ever minifigure.