Scott: Jimmy!
What would you like to blog about?
Helen: Jimmy!
Scott: That’s weird. I’ve got more Lego Movie minifigures than I had before.
Helen: Jimmy!
Do you want to blog about that or something else?
Scott: About what?
How about… Giving strange names to things?
Scott: (laughs) Okay – that would be a bit creepy. Why don’t we blog about that?
What would you call a… Fridge?
Scott: Hey! I didn’t say we would blog about that…
What would you call it?
Scott: (pause) Alright, fine, what would you call a fridge? Freddy!
What would you call a stone?
Scott: Rocky! That’s not funny any more, though…
What would you call the Sun?
Scott: It’s called the Sun – live with it.
A gerbil?
Scott: I have a whole list of names for that.
What are they?
Scott: It depends what colour it is.
A green gerbil?
Scott: You don’t get green gerbils.
How about a brown gerbil?
Scott: Wispa.
White?
Helen: Fluffy.
Scott: No – if I had two brown ones, I’d call one Jerome.
What about a grey one?
Scott: Hmm…
Helen: I know – Stampy.
Scott: No, that would be an orange one. Topaz.
Helen: If it was an orange one, he would call it Stampy.
Scott: No, it would have to be orange and white…
What’s the silliest name?
Scott: Marmite.
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