What do you want to tell me?
Scott: Hmm… I don’t even know what we’re blogging about.
It’s up to you.
Scott: I’m so excited about is getting the loft converted – I mean really, really, really happy.
Well, it’s going to take a while.
Scott: It’s going to take a while, but it’ll be so worth it.
What would you like to blog about tonight?
Scott: Hmm… Eh… Hmm…
Anything exciting happen today?
Scott: Not really, I mean… The most exciting thing that happened today – that wasn’t that exciting – was that I got a bleeding lip. Hmm… How about we blog about bloo9d?
Okay… What is blood?
Scott: It’s what pumps round your body and what comes out of your body when you get hurt – the red stuff.
Helen: What are we blogging…
Scott: Blood.
Helen: Really?
Scott: Yeah, really.
Why’s it important?
Scott: Because if you didn’t have blood you’d, like, die because it’s what powers your system.
Helen: We’d be like toys, just stuffing…
Scott: We’d decay – we’d look like zombies.
Why do people have different blood types?
Scott: I have no idea about anything about that – I don’t even know my own.
What about vampires?
Scott: What do you mean? What about them?
They drink blood.
Scott: One – it’s fiction; and two – I don’t know… It must taste quite good, but I don’t know someone who likes the taste of metal though…
You couldn’t be a vampire.
Scott: You have to have really big teeth.
And like the taste of blood.
Scott: Well, you don’t have to like it – you just have to be able to bear it.
And hate light and garlic.
Scott: Garlic’s quite nice.
You’re not a vampire, then?
Scott: Yeah… Who knows?
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