What are you going to do me a drawing of?
Scott: Good question.
That’s your new catchphrase!
Scott: Maybe it’s the truth, though.
That I always ask good questions?
Scott: How about we talk about… (pause) Animals.
Animals?
Scott: Yep. Random – just said it randomly.
And what animal are you going to draw?
Scott: I don’t know.
You could make up an animal.
Scott: Nah – I’m going to draw a funny thing.
So what do you want to tell me?
Scott: Em… I don’t know – I just thought it would be a good thing to blog about.
How would you describe an animal?
Scott: Em… Like, em… A kind of living being.
Like you?
Scott: Maybe.
Like Helen?
Scott: Probably.
Like Grandpa?
Scott: (laughs) The bargain being? Nope.
How many animals are there?
Scott: Lots.
More than eight?
Scott: (laughs) Yeah.
What’s the strangest animal?
Scott: A pig. Not. I can’t really think of one, actually.
What’s the most common animal?
Scott: Probably some sort of bug.
What’s the most annoying animal?
Scott: Baddest.
The sheep Helen met?
Scott: That was funny.
What’s the scariest animal?
Scott: Em… Well thing is, sharks are scary but they don’t actually always bite you.
What’s the friendliest animal?
Scott: Probably some sort of little gerbil or, like, pet rats.
What’s your favourite animal?
Scott: Don’t know…