Scott: Hmm…, Apple, no? No. How about dogs? Yeah…
Dogs?
Scott: Yeah.
Why dogs?
Scott: I don’t know.
Why not cats?
Scott: I don’t know.
No idea?
Scott: I don’t know. No idea.
What is a dog?
Scott: A lot of people would know that. I think everyone would know that.
How would you describe a dog?
Scott: Em… Furry… Em… Some people might say cute, and…
Are they good pets or bad pets?
Scott: Well, depends.
On what?
Scott: Quite a lot of things, actually.
What’s the main one?
Scott: Whether you’re allergic or not.
Anything else?
Scott: Quite a lot like that. Another thing is that if you’ve got a lot of fragile and valuable stuff in your house, you wouldn’t want one because it would wreck most of it.
What’s your favourite kind of dog?
Scott: I don’t know.
Least favourite?
Scott: I don’t know.
Favourite colour?
Scott: (laughs) I don’t know. This is just getting a bit weird…
If you had to choose a favourite colour?
Scott: I’d run away…