Scott: Any suggestions?
What do you want to talk about?
Helen: Whales – that would be so easy.
Scott: Cartooning.
Helen: Whales.
Scott: Cartooning.
Helen: Daddy, can we talk about…
Scott: Cartooning…
Helen: Whales, please.
Scott: No.
What is cartooning, Scott?
Scott: Cartooning is when you drawn things in a sort of not how they are sort of way… Either really scratchy or really big nose or… You know what I mean. Not how it really looks.
What’s your favourite cartoon?
Scott: I like the cartooning in the Mario Kart 7 15th anniversary.
That’s not really a cartoon.
Scott: It was cartooning – exactly what we’re blogging about.
Helen: We’ve blogged about cartooning recently.
Scott: We’ve never blogged about it before.
Helen: We have.
Scott: We haven’t – I’m always right.
Helen: No, I’m always right.
Scott: What’s one plus one?
Helen: Scott.
Scott: She’s utterly, butterly, cutterly mad.
Helen: Can we talk about whales please?
Okay, what is a whale?
Helen: It’s a blue humped black whale.
And what’s special about whales?
Helen: They have water coming out of their backs.
Would you like to meet one?
Helen: Yes.
Why?
Helen: Because I could jump on its back.