So, we went to see Free Birds at the cinema today.
Scott: Yeah…
What was it about?
Scott: Well, birds – turkeys, more.
What did they do?
Scott: Travel in time.
To do what?
Scott: Eh?
To do what?
Scott: Well, I kind of don’t want to talk about it too in-depth or it would spoil it for people who are watching it.
Okay – how was it?
Scott: It would be lying to say it was good and I’d by lying to say it was bad.
Marks out of 10?
Scott: Five.
What was the best bit?
Scott: There wasn’t really a best – it was just sort of medium all the way through.
Just kind of in the middle?
Scott: Yeah.
Did Helen like it?
Scott: I’m not sure – I think she sort of did.
You didn’t laugh much…
Scott: Nah – I don’t think it passed the Wittertainment laugh test…