Portobello Village Show

Helen and Scott proudly show off their entries for the best dressed fruit and veg contest – a coconut bride and Supermarrow.

So today we went to Portobello Village Show…

Scott: Yeah.

How was it?

Scott: Good.

What did we do?

Scott: Em… Entered a best-dressed fruit and veg competition.

What was yours?

Scott: Em… A marrow in a Superman outfit.

Why did you do that?

Scott: I don’t know – I just thought it would be fun.

What was Helen’s?

Scott: A coconut in a wedding dress.

Why did she do that?

Scott: Eh… I don’t know.

What else did we do at the show?

Scott: Em… We went round some stalls.

What did you get?

Scott: A really big Lego Technic set for about £2.

Was that the best bit of the day?

Scott: Probably.

What about dinner?

Scott: Yeah.

What did we do?

Scott: Went to Holyrood 9a.

And what did you have?

Scott: A burger with cheese.

And an ice cream after.

Scott: Yeah.

Was it a great day?

Scott: Yeah.

Birthday muppets

All of us watching the Muppets at the cinema today.

What are we talking about?

Scott: For a special birthday gift, I’m letting you choose.

Fish or the Muppets?

Scott: Alright, I’ll talk about the Muppets. No, actually, I’ll talk about your birthday.

Not fish?

Scott: Not fish.

Not muppets?

Scott: Not muppets. Your birthday.

What did we do today, then?

Scott: It was your birthday, so we went to Holyrood 9A for lunch and then went to the cinema to see the Muppets. And we gave you presents.

What was the best bit?

Scott: Eh… Don’t know.

What was the worst bit?

Scott: Don’t know. But what I thought was quite funny was when he kept throwing the bowling ball and there was another funny bit when Beaker had a towel that said “meep meep” on it.

It was a good film, wasn’t it?

Scott: Yes, and it was funny when they stole the Muppets.

Stole the Muppets? I don’t remember that bit.

Scott: Remember when they were all doing things? One was doing a TV report and he was yanked.

It was fantastic.

Scott: Or when he whistled so much the light broke. Or when he had 9,999,999 and then he hit it and it was 9,999.99.

Do you hope they make another Muppets film?

Scott: I think they might.