I was going to ask about your boat trip to the island today…
Helen: Good. All good things, all good things…
What was the island like?
Helen: Em… It was actually quite big compared to what I thought.
What was there to see on it?
Helen: There was a big ruined castle and a shop. Scott, what did you think was quite nice on the island?
Scott: The new update on Minecraft PE.
Helen: That was nothing to do with the island.
Scott: I bet there was someone who plays Minecraft on the island…
Did you see seals?
Helen: Yeah.
Scott: I liked the awkward moment seal…
Helen: When we were coming out, we saw one with a tiny head bobbing out. And millions of sausages.
Millions of sausages?
Helen: Scott thinks sausages are seals.
Scott: (whispering) She thinks sausages are seals – she’s nuts.
How many did you see?
Scott: A hundred billion trillion.
Helen: Scott’s right.
Mum: About 20.
Scott: Oh, right…
Is that the first time you’ve been on a boat?
Scott: Yeah.
Helen: Yeah, it was the first time I’ve been on a boat.
What about that boat in Castle Douglas?
Scott: First time I’ve been on a cruise, then…
Helen: That’s two fortune cookie things gone – someone loves you and you will be on a cruise.
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