What are we blogging about, then?
Helen: I don’t know.
You’ve usually got ideas.
Helen: Don’t have one.
You got any ideas, Scott?
Scott: Eh… Not really.
Anything exciting…
Scott: Mushrooms. Not really…
Mushrooms, Helen?
Helen: Eh… Why mushrooms?
Scott decided.
Helen: Aha – Scott.
Scott: What?
Helen: What’s your worst favourite game? That’s not what we’re blogging about.
Scott: Instead of mushrooms, how about Jetpack Joyride?
Helen: Okay, but I’ll change it.
Scott: You can’t – it’s my blog.
Helen: Okay.
Jetpack Joyride?
Scott: Yeah.
Helen: I hate a joyride. I hate a ride that makes you feel joy.
Scott: It makes you happy – why do you hate it?
Helen: I do.
Scott: I should make you sad, then.
What do you do in the game?
Scott: You just… You just try and survive as long as possible in crazy, scientist-filled hallways.
Helen: The crazy scientists actually built that.
Scott: How?
Helen: Don’t you understand scientists made everything. Scientists made us.
Scott: No – nature made us.
Helen: How?
Scott: Okay… Once upon a time, the world was created. The world was so perfect, but bugs appeared and were eventually turned into humans.
Helen: Why did that happen?
Scott: Ask the scientists.
Helen: Scientists – how did that happen?
Is it a good game?
Scott: It’s a good game, but I’m pretty bad at it.
Helen: Daddy, my favourite item is…
Scott: You mean cog?
Helen: I mean cog. My favourite cog is Crazy Hog.
Scott: Mine is Crazy Freaking Teleporter.
Marks out of 10?
Scott: Nine and a half. It could have earned that little half by making coins slightly easier to grab.
Helen: Five.
Scott: What?!
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