So today we went to Portobello Village Show…
Scott: Yeah.
How was it?
Scott: Good.
What did we do?
Scott: Em… Entered a best-dressed fruit and veg competition.
What was yours?
Scott: Em… A marrow in a Superman outfit.
Why did you do that?
Scott: I don’t know – I just thought it would be fun.
What was Helen’s?
Scott: A coconut in a wedding dress.
Why did she do that?
Scott: Eh… I don’t know.
What else did we do at the show?
Scott: Em… We went round some stalls.
What did you get?
Scott: A really big Lego Technic set for about £2.
Was that the best bit of the day?
Scott: Probably.
What about dinner?
Scott: Yeah.
What did we do?
Scott: Went to Holyrood 9a.
And what did you have?
Scott: A burger with cheese.
And an ice cream after.
Scott: Yeah.
Was it a great day?
Scott: Yeah.