porty show

Helen and Scott proudly show off their entries for the best dressed fruit and veg contest – a coconut bride and Supermarrow.

So today we went to Portobello Village Show…

Scott: Yeah.

How was it?

Scott: Good.

What did we do?

Scott: Em… Entered a best-dressed fruit and veg competition.

What was yours?

Scott: Em… A marrow in a Superman outfit.

Why did you do that?

Scott: I don’t know – I just thought it would be fun.

What was Helen’s?

Scott: A coconut in a wedding dress.

Why did she do that?

Scott: Eh… I don’t know.

What else did we do at the show?

Scott: Em… We went round some stalls.

What did you get?

Scott: A really big Lego Technic set for about £2.

Was that the best bit of the day?

Scott: Probably.

What about dinner?

Scott: Yeah.

What did we do?

Scott: Went to Holyrood 9a.

And what did you have?

Scott: A burger with cheese.

And an ice cream after.

Scott: Yeah.

Was it a great day?

Scott: Yeah.