Scott: So what are you going to ask me?
What do you want to talk about?
Scott: Hmm… Mmm…
You had a sleepover at Gran’s last night…
Scott: Yeah – I did.
Anything about that?
Scott: Nah.
Anything interesting happen today?
Scott: Apart from, like, not being able to to go swimming, although we tried two different pools – or was it three? I don’t know…
Pokemon?
Scott: Eh… What about it?
Want to talk about it?
Scott: There’s not really many interesting things. I don’t know.
I could suggest something?
Scott: Okay.
God?
Scott: Give me a few options to choose from and I’ll pick one.
God. Earthquakes. Aliens. Robots.
Scott: Robots.
Okay, what is a robot?
Scott: Well, depends what your idea of a robot is – because a computer is a robot but a robot is also kind of like a man machine thing.
What do you think?
Scott: My idea of a robot is like a man thing, but any sort of computer thing can be a robot.
I thought a robot moved?
Scott: Does it?
I thought so.
Scott: So are you saying you’re a robot?
Yes.
Scott: That’s weird.
You’re a robot too.
Scott: Okay – that’s quite a weird definition.
Is a robot not something computerised that moves?
Scott: Hmm… I don’t know.
Are robots evil?
Scott: Well… Not that I know of – but they probably can, if that makes sense.
If you had a robot, what would you call it?
Scott: I don’t know.
You have to give it a name.
Scott: God!
God?
Scott: (laughs) No.
What, then?
Scott: What if I didn’t name it?
You have to.
Scott: God! Okay… I don’t know… Just think up some mechanical… Robots aren’t going to happen any time soon.
If you had one today…
Scott: God…
Give me a name…
Scott: Can I just not do this question?
Come on!
Scott: Hmm… That’s so hard to think of!
One name…
Scott: Jimmy!
Jimmy?
Scott: (laughs) It’s the first thing that came into my head. God, that’s so weird. Jimmy!