Helen: What are we going to talk about?
I was going to talk about how much you and Scott squabble.
Helen: Really?
Yeah.
Helen: What are we talking about?
How about how much you two fight?
Helen: No.
Scott: No thanks.
Helen: No way.
That’s the first time you’ve ever agreed.
Helen: Yeah.
Scott: Because it’s a very obvious no, really.
Helen: Yeah.
What’ll we talk about instead, then?
Helen: I don’t know – how about pink hair?
Scott: (laughing) Ha ha.
Helen: You’ve got long pink hair and you’ve got a very long fringe.
Scott: How about something else? Maybe something better, Helen?
Helen: How about Flittermouse?
Scott: What’s that about?
Helen: It’s a book.
Scott: Sounds crap.
Helen: Cannons?
Scott: Sounds okay.
Helen: Can we talk about cannons?
Do you want to talk about that?
Helen: Yeah.
Why?
Scott: I don’t know.
Helen: I don’t know… Because they’re in Clash Of Clans.
What is a cannon?
Helen: I don’t know.
Scott: You don’t know – ha ha.
No idea?
Helen: No.
Scott: It’s a thing that shoots cannonballs.
And why do you use it?
Helen: I don’t know… You shoot people.
Scott: People don’t really use it much nowadays, unless it’s in a movie or something.
Helen: Or in a festival.
A festival?
Helen: I don’t know… I know – because they might be doing stunts where they shoot the person and they jump off.
Anything else about cannons?
Helen: Just let me think…
Scott: Not really.