Being sick

Helen: What are we going to blog about? That’s hard…

What happened today?

Helen: Well, I was kind of sick.

Could blog about that…

Helen: Yeah, I’ll try.

Can you draw that?

Helen: Probably.

Scott: Hey – can I be included in this blog?

Helen: Yeah – me being sick.

Scott: Oh, really…

Helen: Scott was sick because he got a tiny one of my bugs.

Scott: It crawled up my nose and into my brain and infected me.

Helen: I was kind of sick as well.

You were very pukey, Helen.

Helen: Yeah – quite pukey in the morning.

Scott: Some points you’re: “heh heh” and other points you’re… (lies face down in floor)

Helen: I know – the bug makes me tired, It doesn’t make me sick.

Scott: Tired bug!

Helen: In the morning, it made me sick and now it’s making me tired and sleepy.

Scott: I wish… You like should be Doctor Mario. Pills and more pills – just like that…

Helen: Don’t you do that to me.

Anything else happen today?

Helen: Em…

Scott: I got two free Minecraft skinpacks on my X Box which are epic. One is Stampy Longnose and one of the others is Ballistic Squid.

Helen: I’m imagining this really cool thing…

Scott: And…

Helen: One would be the Stampy texture pack. And the SS Stampy would work! How would that… That would be so…

What would be the ultimate skinpack?

Scott: Quite easy – a totally updated 15 pack. An emerald man…

Helen: Anvil man…

Scott: His body is an anvil.

Helen: If anything touched it…

Scott: If you punched it, it would make the noise an anvil makes.

Being sick

Scott: Being sick.

That’s how I feel.

Scott: That’s why I said it.

Do you want to talk about that?

Scott: Okay.

So, being sick…

Scott: Yes…

What is it?

Scott: I just can’t say.

Helen: When someone’s not feeling well.

Scott: Hurling… Puking… Throwing up… Feeling a bit bluergh.

Helen: When someone’s not feeling well.

Scott: B-L-E-U-W.

When you’re sick, what happens?

Scott: Throwing up is when lots of yellow or green stuff comes out of your mouth.

Helen: Once Shaun was sick in nursery on the drawing table.

Scott: Because he was eating crayons.

What is the yellow or green stuff?

Scott: Sick.

Helen: Sick.

Scott: Obviously.

But what is it?

Scott: Food.

Green or yellow food?

Scott: No, it’s been chewed up and split up and it makes it go a strange colour.

Helen: Like brownish – that’s what Shaun’s was like.

Scott: Because he had too much Coke.

What does it taste like?

Helen: Yucky.

Scott: Kind of tastes like… Well… I don’t know.

I feel like I’m going to be sick…

Scott: Don’t worry, you’ll never be sick.