Scott: Em… What about that Lego set I got?
The Superman one?
Scott: Yip.
Who do you get in it?
Scott: Em… You get Superman, a guy and a girl.
Zod.
Scott: Probably.
And Lois Lane.
Scott: Yeah – probably.
And Grandpa would be happy – it was a bargain.
Scott: (laughs) Yeah – but to be fair it was just £5.
What are Superman’s superpowers, then?
Scott: I don’t know – something to do with eyeballs.
Is that it?
Scott: I don’t know – you haven’t let me see any Superman movies or anything.
So it’s my fault?
Scott: Yip.
So he can just do something with his eyeballs?
Scott: (laughs) Okay – maybe I was being silly.
What else can he do, then?
Scott: Laser eyeballs and flying with a cape and having underwear on top of his trousers.
Who are his enemies?
Scott: I don’t know.
Who are his friends?
Scott: Eh… Lois Lane and something else and…
Batman?
Scott: Eh… I think those are people in different universes.
Definitely not Spiderman.
Scott: That might be almost the same universe.
Are they not allowed to meet?
Scott: In the Lego Marvel superheroes game they all meet… Hang on, I’m getting all the universes mixed up…
Superman is DC.
Scott: Ah – okay. I figured that out when I was getting the universes mixed up.
It’s pretty complicated, isn’t it?
Scott: Yeah – something like that.